sapa nak dengar lawak, sila angkat tangan .... eiwwwww aku terlupa pesan ... sebelum angkat sila pakai deoderen ... walau dalam kepeningan bau ketiak kamu ... aku post jugak entri lawak ni ... pada aku lawak la ... kalau pada kamu tak lawak ... cheq nak buat lagu mana ... dok gitu?
lawak ni aku copy paste je dari email yang kawan aku bagi ... sebab aku gelak bile baca ... so aku terfikir mungkin juga kamu akan gelak biler baca ... mungkin ... bak kata joker dalam cerita batman ... "why so seriousssssssss?" ... (jangan nak gelak buat2 ... itu sudah di kira tak ikhlas) ...
ini lawaknya ... dah ready? ...
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A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.'
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nota kaki taram: kamu rasa la ... dalam kes ni ... sapa yang tak baik? laki dia ke atau bini dia? mesti mula2 kamu fikir laki dia kan ... kamu typical! ahahahahah (jangan marah ... nanti kamu kene jual) ...
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